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A good ball of ear wax

April 14th, 2005 — 8:00am

Jim has an ear infection. I hate when he gets an ear infection because he turns into such a little whiney baby. Last night he was in some sort of daze because he was trying to tell me how much he loves me and this is what I got.

“You’re like a good ball of ear wax or my 4 dollar shoes, you know, something special.”

Geeze, thanks babe.

[And I have to say that his four dollar shoes have VELCRO]

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Crap bag

January 22nd, 2005 — 11:11am
Jim’s quote of the week

spoken to the mean lady at the hospital and every mean person thereafter.

“GET A HAT FOR YOUR MOUTH CRAP BAG!!”

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Something good…

December 23rd, 2004 — 2:03pm

Jim’s quote of the week:

(Spoken in a Nyquil induced state of delirium)

“If I get something good for Christmas, I might just start celebrating it.”

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It’s just a razor

December 9th, 2004 — 1:35pm

Jim’s quote of the week:

(Spoken to the new Norelco Razor commercial on televison) “Geeze. It’s just a razor, not a penis enhancer!”

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Butter with a spoon

November 30th, 2004 — 4:29pm

Jim’s quote of the week:

“We don’t eat butter with a spoon.”

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Peanut butter and jelly remote control

November 24th, 2004 — 12:47pm

Jim’s quote of the week:

-Can’t we go one day without getting jelly on the remote control?

(Such is the life with two toddlers.)

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