Honor tootie, Butt!
Lately Honor has taken to tagging the word “Butt” onto the end of every sentence. Like, “I love you mommy, Butt!” “I don’t want to sit on the potty, Butt!” At first I figured, at least he’s not saying “ass” or something worse, but it’s gotten a little excessive and over the weekend Jim banned the use of the “B” word.
See the problem is, these children, they learned the word from their parents. And it seems their parents use the “B” word a lot. So now through the house you’ll hear, “Buh…ottom” or “Buh..ooty” or “Buh…hiney.” Telling your husband to “stop being a bottom” isn’t really all that effective.
We also reside with the “B” word patrol.
“Mom, Honor said the “B” word!”
“Honor, did you say the “B” word?”
“Yes, mommy tootie, Butt!”
“Mom, Honor said the “B” word again.”
“I know. Honor, don’t say the “B” word.”
“Ok, mommy, Butt!”
Category: Honor 3 comments »
May 17th, 2006 at 8:55 am
My Grandmother convinced her kids that “spraygun” was a bad word and she never wanted to hear them say it. So naturally, whenever they felt the need to curse, it was “You dirty, SPRAYGUN!”
She’s a very smart lady, my Grandma.
May 17th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Ha! We have the “S” word police (Stup_ _)
May 18th, 2006 at 4:03 am
LOL!